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| | Medical Humor Share medical humors, jokes and funny incidence in the college, hospital... |  | Senior Member | | Posts: 127 Thanks: 0
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Join Date: Sep 2006 | | |  things that u dont want to hear during surgery!!! -
01-09-2007, 11:31 AM
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em
10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?" | | The Following User Says Thank You to onlyme For This Useful Post: | | | Senior Member | | Posts: 882 Thanks: 14
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Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: ktm,Nepal | | | Re: things that u dont want to hear during surgery!!! -
01-09-2007, 12:19 PM
Hilarious!!  |  | Senior Member | | Posts: 298 Thanks: 0
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04-09-2007, 11:53 PM
nice one......... | | New Member | | Posts: 10 Thanks: 0
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Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bahrain | | | Re: things that u dont want to hear during surgery!!! -
07-09-2007, 08:24 AM
lmaoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |  | New Member | | Posts: 5 Thanks: 5
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Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: pakistan | | | Re: things that u dont want to hear during surgery!!! -
06-10-2007, 02:52 AM
DAAAAAAAAAAmn thts off da hook! seriously ! medicine can be entertainin sumtimes|! | | New Member | | Posts: 5 Thanks: 5
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06-10-2007, 02:57 AM
damn thts there is the funny side up of medicine! not for the patient tho! lol | | New Member | | Posts: 6 Thanks: 3
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03-02-2008, 01:20 AM
hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i am feeling sorry for that patient. then also hahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |  | Senior Member | | Posts: 188 Thanks: 8
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Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South africa | | | Re: things that u dont want to hear during surgery!!! -
23-08-2008, 03:26 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA...good one  | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
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