Doctor jokes

[Niraj]

1) A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf."

The doctor answers, "Well, here’s something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn’t answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you’ll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what’s for dinner?" He doesn’t hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what’s for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he’s standing just a few feet away from her.

Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we’re having MEATLOAF!"


2) Dr. Sandeep had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn’t really ethical to screw one of his patients.
However, a little voice in his head said "Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients so its not like you’re the first...". This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said, "... but they probably weren’t veterinarians


3) In Kathmandu there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it’s most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave.
This year the two lucky gents were Angel and Rupendra. They were called down to the office and left there by the orderly. They were told to wait as the doctor got their files. The doctor came out and motioned for Angel to come in for his questioning. When Angel came into the office he was instructed to sit in the seat across from the doctor.

"Angel you know the tradition of this institution so I imagine you know why you are here. You will be asked two questions, and if you get them right, you will be free to go. Do you understand all that you have been told?" said the doctor with a rather sly grin.

Angel nodded and the doctor began to question him. The first question was this. "Angel if I was to poke out one of your eyes what would happen?"

"I would be half blind of course," Angel answered without much thought.

"What would happen if I poked out the other eye?"

"I would be completely blind," said Angel knowing that he had just gotten his freedom. The doctor then sent him outside while he drew up the paperwork and accessed Rupendra’s files.

When Angel got into the waiting room however, he told Rupendra what the questions would be and what the correct answers were.

The doctor calls in Rupendra and he followed the same procedure that he had with Angel. "Rupendra the first question is what would happen if I cut off your ear?"

"I would be blind in one eye," he said remembering what he had been told. This received a perplexed look from the doctor but he just simply asks the other question so that he could figure out what the man was thinking. "Rupendra, what would happen if I cut off your other ear?"

"I would be completely blind," he answered with a smile as if he knew he had passed.

But then the doctor asked him what his reasoning was, and he said flatly, "My hat would fall down over me eyes."

[DoctorX]

ha ha ha!!!