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20-01-2006, 12:59 AM
patients in a mental institution
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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20-01-2006, 03:49 AM
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20-01-2006, 06:21 AM
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21-01-2006, 05:13 AM
aftrthatwhat..
did doc really free him, haaaaaaaaa | | Member | | Posts: 57 Thanks: 0
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14-02-2006, 05:12 AM
hahahaha nice one 
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20-02-2006, 04:29 AM
that waz simply funny...... | | The Following User Says Thank You to suman For This Useful Post: | | | Member | | Posts: 30 Thanks: 0
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16-03-2006, 07:09 AM
nice joke to make a joke | | The Following User Says Thank You to medico_iom For This Useful Post: | |  | Senior Member | | Posts: 240 Thanks: 2
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17-03-2006, 09:29 AM
simple and funny.. | | The Following User Says Thank You to pickle For This Useful Post: | | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
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