Dictionary Of Dating

[Smile]

Dating: The process of spending enormous amounts of money,
time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person
whom you don't especially like in the present and will
learn to like a lot less in the future.

Easy: A term used to describe a woman who has
the morals of a man.

Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite
being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking
a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the
shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes
are not located in her chest.

Friend: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally
unappealing.

Indifference: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is
interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

Irritating Habit: What the endearing little qualities that
initially attract two people to each other turn into after
a few months together.

Nymphomaniac: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it
more often than he does.

Sober: A condition in which it is almost impossible to
fall in love.

Law Of Relativity: How attractive a given person appears
to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your
date is.