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How does Physics saves lives? - 29-10-2006, 08:03 PM

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.

"Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young man blurted out.

"To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.

A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?"

The professor stared at the student for a long time without saying a word.

Finally the professor continued.

"Physics saves lives," he said, "because it keeps the idiots out of medical school."


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