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working in different companies - 20-03-2007, 02:05 AM

Mr.De bakey was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after his wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to him, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife's room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to him then got up and started to leave. When he asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
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Re: working in different companies - 20-03-2007, 10:03 AM

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Re: working in different companies - 20-03-2007, 11:17 PM

Hey, you guys won't believe, I have a friend who works in the Century masala. Bichara his wife. Hehehehe


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Re: working in different companies - 20-03-2007, 11:17 PM

Hey, you guys won't believe, I have a friend who works in the Century Masala Company. Bichara his wife. Hehehehe


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Re: working in different companies - 24-04-2007, 03:51 AM

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