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Blow Hot Blow Cold for Octogenarians - 28-05-2006, 01:16 AM
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A married couple both eighty years old go to the doctors for their annual exam. They were put in separate exam rooms.

The doctor enters the room where the husband is waiting and does an exam on him and proclaims 'You are extremely healthy for your age, are there any concerns?' Yes says the gentleman, 'When I have relations with my wife I sometimes get so hot that I must turn the air conditioner on. Then I get so cold I turn our heat up real high.'

Puzzled, the doctor says that he does not have an answer for him and moves on to the exam room that the wife is waiting in. After performing a full exam on her he finds her as healthy as her husband.

The doctor is totally perplexed by what the husband has told him and decides to ask the wife about it. The doctor asks the wife if she has any ideas why he feels so hot one time and very cold the next time that they have relations.

The wife proclaims to the doctor 'Oh, that old fool, it is because we only have relations once in the winter and once in the summer.'


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Re: Blow Hot Blow Cold for Octogenarians - 30-05-2006, 04:07 AM
Thankyou chet really silly

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