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Heart Surgeon vs. Mechanic - 28-05-2006, 01:05 AM

Heart Surgeon vs. Mechanic

In a car garage, where a famous heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his Mercedes, there was a loud mouthed mechanic who was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car. He saw the surgeon waiting and lured him into an argument.

He asked the doc after straightening up and wiping his hands on a rag, "Look at this car i'm working on. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind them, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon very calmly leaned over and whispered to the loudmouth mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."


YOU CAN TAKE A NEPALI OUT OF NEPAL,BUT CANNOT TAKE NEPAL OUT OF A NEPALI
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29-05-2006, 02:08 AM

Thts really a good one...a perfect answer I must say.


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29-05-2006, 05:39 AM

hahaha grrrtttt


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29-05-2006, 09:20 AM

wow!spoke from the heart
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Re: Heart Surgeon vs. Mechanic - 26-07-2006, 08:00 PM

How can I best describe the humour in it?
Too good for words!!!
Keep it coming...
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Re: Heart Surgeon vs. Mechanic - 10-08-2006, 10:52 PM

*** for tat.. right...


Dr. Suvash Shrestha, Intern
Kathmandu Medical College
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Re: Heart Surgeon vs. Mechanic - 21-08-2006, 07:11 AM

the word is COOL


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