Psychiatric Humor

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Psychiatric Humor - 27-05-2006, 09:01 PM

Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other? A: You are fine. How am I?

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path.

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