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| | Medical Humor Share medical humors, jokes and funny incidence in the college, hospital... |  | Senior Member | | Posts: 291 Thanks: 0
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Join Date: Apr 2006 | | | Doctor - Nurse -
27-05-2006, 08:53 PM
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away... If Doctor is Cute Forget About the Fruit.  | | The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Smile For This Useful Post: | |  | Senior Member | | Posts: 167 Thanks: 0
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Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: kathmandu, sinamangal | | | Re: Doctor - Nurse -
21-08-2006, 07:24 AM
hahahahahha gr8
7th batch, kmc  " never give up trying " | | The Following User Says Thank You to Anup'da For This Useful Post: | | | New Member | | Posts: 12 Thanks: 0
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Join Date: Jul 2006 | | | Re: Doctor - Nurse -
25-08-2006, 08:15 AM
nice one....
keep comming... | | The Following User Says Thank You to tHe pRodIgaL sOn For This Useful Post: | |  | xenoMED Advisor | | Posts: 598 Thanks: 4
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Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Balkumari, Lalitpur. Nomore in ER/Hosp. | | | Re: Doctor - Nurse -
28-08-2006, 09:00 AM
great going....
remember that silence is sometimes the best answer | | The Following User Says Thank You to JNUS For This Useful Post: | |  | Senior Member | | Posts: 188 Thanks: 8
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Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South africa | | |  Re: Doctor - Nurse -
24-04-2007, 05:44 AM
Yeah...keep it coming |  | Senior Member | | Posts: 152 Thanks: 54
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Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: the bluff, durban, south africa | | | Re: Doctor - Nurse -
25-04-2007, 01:21 AM
hahahahahahah..good one
keep it up  |  | Member | | Posts: 96 Thanks: 0
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26-07-2007, 01:19 AM
lol tfs..keep up... |  | Member | | Posts: 42 Thanks: 0
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Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: kathmandu ,bhotebahal | | | Re: Doctor - Nurse -
27-07-2007, 02:00 AM
keep on smiling
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Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: butwal is my native place. | | | Re: Doctor - Nurse -
29-07-2007, 11:11 PM
he hahahah
huhuhuh
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Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: bhaktapur | | | Re: Doctor - Nurse -
03-08-2007, 05:10 AM
that was a nice code language!!! hope you guys will never have to use it!!! he he what do you think?
Dr. Suvash Shrestha, Intern
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