| Doctor jokes -
18-02-2007, 08:54 AM
Sleep Well
During the doc's house visit,the wife jabbered incessantly while the doc examined her sick husband. Finally,the doctor prescribed some sleeping pills.
"When do I give him the sleeping pills?" the wife inquired.
"Oh, they are not for him, they are for you!"the doctor smiled,"He needs the rest".
Cricket talk
A cricket manager who had an ulcer was in his doctor's office for a check-up."Remember," the doctor said,"don't get excited, don't get mad and forget about cricket when you're off the field."
Then the doctor added, "By the way, how come you let that lousy batsman bat yesterday when there were only three runs required and four wickets in hand?"
Wrong Impression
Doctor, using the stethoscope:"I don't like the sound of your heart. In the past you have had some trouble with Angina Pectoris, haven't you?"
Patient, sheepishly,"Yes, you're right in a way, doctor.However, you just got her name wrong!" | 
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