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Serdar At Medical Entrance Exam .. - 25-11-2005, 04:35 AM
A sardar applied to a medical school - needless to say he never made it
Because These are the answers he gave:

Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
>Enema - not a friend
False Labor - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile
Hernia - she is close by
Hymen - greeting to several males
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without feet
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Menopause - = I no wait
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Pus - small cat
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rupture - Ecstasy
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Suture - Gujrati for "what do you want"
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - very close
Vas Deferens - extremely different
Vein - at what time?
Vitreous Humor - both witty & fun

Dr. R. K. Sah
London
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26-11-2005, 01:13 AM
hahaha....hahaha...hahaha...lol serdar...

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27-12-2005, 06:06 AM
poor sardar ji

Mr. Ajay Parajulee
Final Year (5th year) student
Xinxiang Medical College
Xinxiang City, Henan-453003
P. R. China
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Talking very funny.....!!!! - 27-12-2005, 06:18 AM
O....O.....O.....O...Balley ....Balley....Sardar ji









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Balley Balley...

remember that silence is sometimes the best answer
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