Dental Humor

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Dental Humor

Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication. Humor

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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.

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Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...

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What do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth

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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.
"Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.

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What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth

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Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A month later he was picking his teeth

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What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque

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What do you call a depressed dentist?
A little down in the mouth.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
Caps and robbers

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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself

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Why did the guru refuse Novocain when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A molar bear

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What was the dentist doing in Panama?
Looking for the Root Canal

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Where does the dentist get his gas?
At the filling station

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How did the dentist break his mirror?
Acci-DENTALly

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
He was already taking out a tooth

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What is big and scary and fills cavities?
Dentist the Menace

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What did the dentist say to the computer?
This won't hurt a byte

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What do dentists like most about amusement parks?
Molar coasters

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Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it

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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back

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What did the vampire say after the dentist finished checking his teeth?
Fang you very much!

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What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

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Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Mark's Dental-Chair Theory: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.

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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock cricket game.

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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

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A friend of mine went to the dentist recently. He commented that it must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth. He said, "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.

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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.

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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear:
"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

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The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry.

"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."

"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"

Mr. Cohen turned to his wife Becky. "Show him, honey."

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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to the hotel that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to get his false teeth.

Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth."

The man said, "No problem."

With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth.

"Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said.

The man then said, "I have another pair...try these."

The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."

The man was not taken back at all.

He then said, "I have one more pair...try them."

The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate his meal and gave his address.

After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.

"I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."

The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."

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A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves...

"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"

She said, "No?"

"Well," he spoofed, "down in Bihar they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size.

Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands!
Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again."

But she didn't laugh a bit!!! Five minutes later, during the procedure, he suddenly had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.

The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"

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An older couple were lying in bed after an evening celebrating there 50th Wedding Anniversary. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to go back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite me on my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

He answered, "To get my teeth!"

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1. Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
2. His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders".
3. Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
4. Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.
5. He... umm... licks his tools clean.
6. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.
7. When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.
8. Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
9. Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
10. Insists that a Novocaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.

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1. Directions to the office include: "Turn Onto The Dirt Road"
2. Your dentist is wearing a pair of pants you gave to the Salvation Army last month.
3. Your dentist giggles uncontrollably whenever he hears the words "That Hurts!"
4. All the front keys on your dentist's personal computer are rotted out.Dental diploma appears to be a warranty from "Black and Decker."
5. Number #1 on the patient questionnaire is: "Have you ever pressed charges?"
6. When giving nitrous the patient is assured, "Don't Worry, I Just Tried Some Myself."
7. When giving a local injection you hear: "Gosh, let's all do a shot!"
8. The only magazine in the waiting room is titled "Living Cheap"
9. Instead of using Nitrous gas, your dentist asks you to pull his finger.
10. Its too from my side you also add some….

[dr.genius]

wow what a nice joke especially the preparation of gloves down in the bihar.