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Talking heights of poverty - 28-08-2008, 05:17 AM
Heights of Poverty
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Re: heights of poverty - 28-08-2008, 06:09 AM
hahahaha that was hillarious

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Height of Darkness - 28-08-2008, 06:12 AM
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Do you know the "Heights of Darkness?"


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two completely black dressed man playing hide and sick in a coalmine

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Re: heights of poverty - 13-09-2008, 09:30 PM
Height of FashionWhat about Height of Fashion?????????????????????Saree with a Zipper!
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Heights of Laziness - 22-09-2008, 09:11 PM
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what is the height of laziness..??


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what else other than having an adopted son
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Heights of all emotions - 22-09-2008, 09:15 PM
1. What is height of Fashion?
Ans : Dhoti with a zip.


2. What is height of Secrecy?
Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.


3. What is height of Active laziness?
Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.


4. What is height of Craziness?
Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.


5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her
last.



6. What is height of Stupidity?
Ans : A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.



7. What is height of Honesty?
Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.



8. What is height of Suicide?
Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.



9. What is height of De-hydration?
Ans : A cow giving milk powder.



10. What is Height of Kanjoosi ?
Ans : Bania's house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the
Fire brigade

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Re: heights of poverty - 23-09-2008, 06:52 AM
wow smile . . heights of kanjossi n honesty was hilarious. n of course of cow was too.

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Re: heights of poverty - 25-09-2008, 08:33 PM
heights of cleanliness

>using sandpaper for bath



heights of fever

>a raw egg in mouth,hoping it to be cooked.



heights of constipation

>toilet pan broken by stool pellets



heights of medical student

>making pnemonics to remember exam routine



heights of parkinsonism

>ejaculate just holding it



heights of neurosurgical advances

>intracranial cell phone implantation
(dial numbers on your forehead,to answer a call slap ur rt. cheek,to cut slap left one!!)
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