As the man began walking toward the door, his wife asked, "Where are you going?"
The man replied, "I'm going to the doctor."
"Why? Are you sick?" the wife asked.
"No," the husband replied. "I'm going to get me some of them new Viagra pills."
His wife got up out of her rocker and started putting on her coat. The husband turned to her and asked, "Where are you going?"
The wife replied, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
"Why?" asked her husband. His wife replied, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get me a tetanus shot."
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I'm over 80 - I don't need them for sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to their male patients?
A: To keep them from rolling out of bed.
What do Microsoft Word for Windows and Viagra have in common?
They both deal with 3½" floppies
Before Viagra, for some people making love was classified as "assault with a dead weapon."
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