| Other things you don't wanna hear during Surgery -
01-01-2008, 08:58 AM
*Oops! *Has anyone seen my watch? *That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk. *Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual? *OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. *Come back with that! Bad Dog! *If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week. *Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? *Damn, there go the lights again... *Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my *concentration off. *I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. *Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. *Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right? *What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change! *What do you mean, he's not insured? *This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? *I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice. *Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch" *That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that? *Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving. *Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards? *Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse! *FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! |