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Other things you don't wanna hear during Surgery - 01-01-2008, 08:58 AM

*Oops!
*Has anyone seen my watch?
*That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.
*Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual?
*OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

*Come back with that! Bad Dog!
*If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.
*Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
*Damn, there go the lights again...
*Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my *concentration off.
*I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
*Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
*Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
*What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
*What do you mean, he's not insured?
*This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?


*I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.
*Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
*That laughing gas stuff is pretty cool. Can I have some more of that?
*Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving.
*Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?
*Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse!
*FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
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Re: Other things you don't wanna hear during Surgery - 06-01-2008, 07:01 PM

ha ha ha ha nice one
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