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Marriage Thoughts!
A man wants to have a WIFE because she can make his life:
W: WONDERFUL
I: INTERESTING
F: FASCINATING
E: EXTRAORDINARY
But a woman will have to be careful in finding a HUSBAND because he might be:
H: HOPELESS
U: UNACCOUNTABLE
S: SENSELESS
B: BORING
A: AUTHORITATIVE
N: NUISANCE
D: DISCRIMINATIVE
Why does a man want to have a WIFE? Because
W: Washing
I: Ironing
F: Food
E: Entertainment
Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND? Because
H: Housing
U: Understanding
S: Sharing
B: Buying
A: And
N: Never
D: Demanding
What most husbands feel before and after marriage?
BEFORE
W: Wonderful
I: Instrument
F: For
E: Entertainment
AFTER ........>
W: Worries (are)
I: Invited
F: For
E: Ever
Want to share some thoughts....guys
We all know that whatever is there is all true don't y
ou thinks it' true?
What do you think MARRIAGE, HOW SOME PEOPLE THINK?
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher and that is a good thing for any man.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Marriage is a three ring circus:
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
And suffering.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Marriage is like Chewing Gum:
When it is new it tastes very good. With time it looses its taste.
At a stage you feel bored but cannot spit it out.
Finally the lolly-pop
others are eating seems test better.
what do you think ha?
marrige thoughts -
13-08-2006, 11:21 PM
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