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[SPRimal]

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.
-- Ronald Reagan

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it.
-- Bill Cosby

I either Get what I want or I change my mind.
-- Dreams For An Insomniac

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
-- George Carlin

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-- George Carlin

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Fred Allen

If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Mark Twain

Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!!
-- Animal House

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-- Burt Bacharach

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves, they last too long.
-- Bertolt Brecht

You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
-- Edward Flaherty

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
-- Victor Borge

I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
-- Woody Allen

Man, of all the animals, is probably the only one to regard himself as a great delicacy.
-- Jacques Cousteau

He swallowed a lot of wisdom, but all of it seems to have gone down the wrong way.
-- Georg C. Lichtenberg

Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots.
-- Jay Trachman

If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.
-- Source Unknown

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
-- Jerry M. Wright

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
-- Herb Caen

My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
-- Phyllis Diller

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
-- Flip Wilson

These childhood memories - I have them often, but can usually keep them under control with the use of drugs.
-- Dave Barry

I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.
-- William M. Thackeray

If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
-- Lily Tomlin

Sir, you are like a pin, but without either its head or its point.
-- Douglas Jerrold

It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
-- Andrew Jackson

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.
-- John Barrymore

[rave]

sabai bhanda malai छेऊमा पाए घचेट्ने कुनोमा पाए अँचेट्ने कहिल्यै नगर्नू manparyo !!! tsf..