Bit of science ..........Bit of humor...............

[medico_iom]

HERE ARE THE ANSWERS TO FIVE QUESTIONS ASKED TO AN SLC GRADUATE FOR THE ENTRANCE TO
A REPUTED SCIENCE COLLEGE.
WOULD U ACCEPT THE ADMISSION IF U WERE THE PRINCIPAL?
HE/SHE COULD BE BRILLIANT


1. Define valency.
Valency is the combining capacity of a girl. It is given by the number of boys she can hold in her teenage.

2. Eye is a lens. Justify.
An eye is a lens coz when four eyes meet, they converge at a principal focus called lens.

3. As a student of science, how do you define life?
Life is defined as a sexually transmitted disease with 100% case fatality rate.

4. State Newton's second law of motion.
The shock exerted on a lover is directly proportional to the velocity of money falling from his wallet and inversely proportional to the frequency of smile at her lips.

5. Give the difference between inspiration and expiration.
When you breathe, you inspire.
When u donot breathe, you expire.

[mralone]

really nice