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SMS Collections - 21-11-2006, 08:35 AM

Collection of SMS Shayari


1)Koun kahata hai ki Tajmahal banane ko daulat nahi milti ?
Aree daulat to bahut milti hai, Par koi Mumtaj nahi Milti !



2) ho aapki life me khushiyon ka mela,
kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela.
sada sukhi rahe aapka basera.
i wish U a very Happy,& Refreshing savera...
hv a nice day!!!



3) Ek hasi
jo hasaa de


Ek Aansu
jo rula de


Ek aarzoo
jo jaga de


Ek chahat
jo samajh le


Har aahat
jo jaan le


usi rishte ka
naam hai.


''DOSTI''



4) 1 Sapna:Kisi apne ka milna
1 Itefaq:Aapka hamari zindgi me ana
1 Haqeequt:Aap se dosti karna
Or
1 Tamana
DOSTI ZINDAGI BHAR SALAMAT RAKHNA....



5) Ram Ram frendwa.

kaisn ho,

hamar se koi galti hui gava kya?

Tohar SMSwa ke darsan kiye ek jamana beet gava

tanik ek dui messagewa humko bhi bhijwai deo!!



6) ääñkhöñ meiñ ääké rük jätè häì ääñsü.

pälkö pè ääkè rük jätè häì ääñsü,


dìl tö bähüt kärtä kì ìñhè bèh jänè dü.

pär äpkö hästä dèkh sükh jätè häì yè ääñsü..



7) har aahat hamara ehsas dilayegi,


har hawa ka jhonkha hamara kisa dohrayegi,

hum itna pareshan kar denge aapko


ki na chahte hue bhi hamari yaad aaegi....



8) Yaadon main hum rahe yeh ehsaas rakhna,nazron se door sahi dil ke paas
rakhna. Hum ye nahi kahete ke saath raho, door sahi par yad rakhna..



9) Zindagi ke toofano ka saahil hai teri dosti,
dil ke armaano ki manjil hai teri dosti,
zindagi ban jaayegi jannat...
agar maut aane tak saath rahe teri dosti.



10) aie dost itna to yaad kiya hota ek pyaar bhara msg bhej diya hota kaise
jite hai tere yaad main ek baar hamara haal pooch liya hota....


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If Doctor is Cute Forget About the Fruit.
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Re: SMS Collections - 21-11-2006, 08:37 AM

Palakon se utha ke ye khwaab, Sajaaye hein kadamon mein tere
Samhaal ke rakhna kadam, Kaheen kuchal na jaayen khwaab ye mere.

Kiya kuch nahi hai aur, Jaagi hui aankon se sapne dekhen hein tere
Jutaai hai daulat jo barson ki is mehnat se, Yehi nacheez khwaab hein mere.


Aaare jalim tuzse acchi to woh sigaret hai !
Jo dil ko to jalati hai, Magar woh honton ke pas to aati hai !




Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !




Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..
Ke kyon mere dil mein khayal aata hai ye Kabhi Kabhi ??




Aapne mere man se khela
Aapne mere tan se khela
Aapne mere dhan se khela
Well played! well played! well played!!




Tum aa gaye ho,
Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno movie chalen....




Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye




Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hai
Are Bewafa, mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai??




Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao........




Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
Door se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi




Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
Door se dekha.. to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa......
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa......




Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?




Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le




Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter




Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita




Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan




Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote.....
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote.....
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!




Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....




Teri aankhen hain ya gahari jhil.....
Teri aankhen hain ya gahari jhil.....
Vishwas nahin hota to 'Chapaak'




Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.....
Mashook: Darling, ek tinka dikh to raha hai...
Kyon na use wahin rahne diya jaye...
Main doobonga to sahara dega......




Kuch aur arz kiye hain.....

Jawaab teri shayari ka....
Denge hum shayari mein....
Naam tera likh baithe hain....
Apne dil ki diary mein....




Kafan Mere Armano Ka Kaafi Rangeen Hein
Chiten To Khoon Ke Hein,
Zakham Sangeen Hein.
Asman Roya Na Hawa Kuch keh Saki,
Mere Aansuon Ki yeh Gawah Yeh
Gili Zameen Hein.




Unse Puche Agar,
Kab Naseeb Hoga Humme Pyaar Tera,
To Jawab Aata Hein,
Jab Intezaar Kar Chuke Ho Itni Der
To ek Zamana Aur Sahi.
Unse Kahe Agar,
Tere Bin Mar Jayenge Hum,
To Jawaab aata Hein,
"Qatil" Naam Diya Hein Sabne,
To Ek qatal Aur Sahi.
Unse Kahen Agar,
Dil Na Tod, Gum Hein Bhaari,
To Jawab Aata hein,
Tu To Gumoh Ka Badshah Hein,
Ek Gum Aur Sahi.




Hein Chaand Tu Is Tarah
Itrakar Na Dekh,
Humne Bhi Kayee Chand Dekhen Hein
Tummhe To Daag Hein,
Humne To BeDaag Dekhen Hein.




Mein Labve Shikvan Ko Seen Letan Hoon,
Chand Ghadiyaan Yuhi Jee Leta Hoon,
Magar Jise Samjoo Dost Ka Haath
Uss Hath Se Zeher Bhi Pee Leta Hoon.




Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.




Mera Din Teri Raat se Accha Hoga,
Mera Kal tere Aaj se Accha Hoga,
Magar Tum Jab shaadi kar ke Javo gi
Tab Doli Mein Se Ghoonghat Utha Kar Dekhna
Mera Zanaza Tumhari Barat Se Accha Hoga




Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.




Kaun Kehta Hein Sharab Mein Nasha Hota Hein...
Kaun Kehta Hein Sharab Mein Nasha Hota Hein...
Sharab Mein Nasha Hota To Bottle Nahin Jhoomti.




Tujhe Kisi Aur Ke Dil Mein Dekh,
Mein Khuda Se Karne Gaya Fariyad,
Kya Karen, Kambakhat Khuda Bhi
Tumhara Chaahane wala Nikla.




Har Waqt Ikrar Karne Par jawab Milta Hein Nahin
Har Waqt Ikrar Karne Par jawab Milta Hein Nahin
Itne Zulm Seh Chuke Ho, Unme Ek Zulm Aur Sahi.




Roshni.. Chand Se Hoti Hein,
Sitaron Se Nahin,
Mohobbat Ek Se Hoti Hein,
Hazaron Se Nahin.




Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi
Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar The, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Thi.




Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa hi hawa hai.




Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain

Kyon apni kabra khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda mujhe de.

Bhaisaheb, ek sher yaad aaya...
Irshaad..
Arz kiya hai: Roarrrrrrr.

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat maine itna kyon khaya.


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SMS Jokes - 21-11-2006, 07:26 PM

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message



God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested



The longest sentence known to man: "I do."



CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this



Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?



This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.



Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.



I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!



ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.



Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.



Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?



Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!



Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.



I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...



There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.



What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?



What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.



I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.



A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."



Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.



What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.



Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.



Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"



What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!



The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.



Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?



WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!



What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.



Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.



Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!



What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!



What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors



Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up.



Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!



Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.



I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.


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Funny SMS - 21-11-2006, 07:27 PM

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.



Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.



Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.



Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!



What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!



What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.



How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.



Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

A: We don't know. Never happens.



Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?

A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.



Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?

A: An f****ing know it all.



A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.



Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.



I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.



Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.



What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...


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SMS Quotes - 21-11-2006, 07:28 PM

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.



It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.



I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?



Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.



You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.



I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.



My Reality Check bounced.



Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.



Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.



Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!


Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.



Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?



There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.



Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back



As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing



Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.



What do you call a handcuffed man?
- Trustworthy.


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Funny SMS Jokes - 21-11-2006, 07:29 PM

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant



Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.



Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. 1



What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.



What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.



A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.



Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering



How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.



Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.



If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?



Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"



If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?



Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.



I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.



I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.



Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.


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Re: SMS Collections - 23-11-2006, 09:54 PM

good ones...........


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Re: SMS Collections - 25-11-2006, 09:57 AM

Great collections!!!!!!!!!
Keep it up.


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Re: SMS Collections - 26-11-2006, 05:41 AM

nice ones..


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Friendship SMS - 26-11-2006, 06:57 AM

☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

☻I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.

☻The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

☻KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

☻We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!


☻If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

☻When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

☻A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

☻So many of us either fear tmr or regret yesterday. But I won't fear tmr, if I get 2 b ur fren 4ever, and I don't regret yesterday, coz 1 yesterday, I met u.

☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

☻Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

☻A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

☻Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

☻Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

☻Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

☻As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

☻Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...

☻GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!


☻If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

☻A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway

☻Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.

☻Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.

☻Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.

☻Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!

☻A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.

☻Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.

☻I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.

☻It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

☻Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.

☻Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!

☻Friendship is a sheltering tree.

☻I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends. Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of friends.

☻Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

☻A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

☻True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.

☻A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway

☻Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.

☻I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)

☻Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.

☻Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.

☻The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

☻Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.

☻My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?

☻Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!

☻I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.

☻Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

☻Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

☻A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.

☻Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

☻Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.

☻You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

☻A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

☻Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

☻No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

☻There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

☻I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

☻Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

☻Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

☻When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

☻My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

☻When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

☻who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

☻I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

☻A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

☻A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.

☻If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

☻Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

☻All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.

☻When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!

☻A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

☻Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

☻You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

☻Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman

☻Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

☻Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

☻A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

☻My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.

☻I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

☻A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.

☻Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.

☻The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

☻He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.

☻I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.

☻I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.

☻Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

☻Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

☻One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

☻Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

☻A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

☻A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

☻If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

☻People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

☻If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!

☻If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

☻A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

☻They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

☻When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”

☻Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

☻It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

☻In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

☻A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

☻Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

☻U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!



☻Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

☻A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

☻The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

☻Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

☻The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

☻If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

☻Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

☻Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

☻Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

☻Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.

☻You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

☻A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

☻Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

☻No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

☻There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

☻I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

☻Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

☻Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

☻When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

☻My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

☻When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

☻A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

☻A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.

☻If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

☻Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

☻A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

☻Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

☻You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

☻Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

☻Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

☻A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

☻I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

☻The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

☻Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

☻The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

☻KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

☻We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

☻If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

☻When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

☻A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

☻Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

☻A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

☻Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

☻Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

☻Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

☻As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

☻Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...

☻GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

☻thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

☻True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

☻FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

☻FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

☻If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

☻FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

☻In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

☻I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

☻Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

☻A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

☻The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

☻I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

☻I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

☻EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

☻We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

☻The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

☻We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

☻If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

☻A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

☻Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

☻A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

☻Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

☻I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

☻Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

☻Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

☻As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

☻Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

☻The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU!

☻Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

☻If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

☻6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

☻Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

☻Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

☻A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

☻I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.

☻There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.

☻U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!

☻How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.

☻Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

☻ If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.

☻Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

☻If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

☻Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

☻Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

☻On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish,dat u were here!

☻stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end

☻Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im glad 2 say its u!

☻Smiles 'n' Tears, Giggles 'n' Laughs, Late nite calls 'n' Cute fotographs, ill b rite here till da day of ma death best friends forever till ma very last breath!!

☻The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend

☻when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.

☻i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.

☻Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-

☻The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

☻A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!

☻A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART

☻"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."

☻ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u

☻A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill.anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart

☻There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!

☻Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.

☻like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.

☻R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!

☻God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx

☻A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!

☻Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!

☻Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

☻Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.

☻Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!

☻Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!


☻I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

☻We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !

☻U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

☻Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend

☻A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

☻The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down

☻Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!

☻Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

☻The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.

☻This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

☻Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.

☻Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me

☻Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

☻Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

☻I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing!

☻When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

☻Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!