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| | Fun Center Share hillarious jokes, moments... |  | Senior Member | | Posts: 100 Thanks: 8
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27-11-2006, 02:54 AM
great collection keep on posting.. yeh dil mage more  | | The Following User Says Thank You to Ramri For This Useful Post: | |  | Senior Member | | Posts: 289 Thanks: 0
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Join Date: Apr 2006 | | | Re: SMS Collections -
18-02-2007, 07:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramri  great collection keep on posting.. yeh dil mage more | Every sec god remembers u
Every min he blesses u
Every hour he thinks of u
Because
Every hour I pray for my dear that he could ever dream off
Marriage
An institute in which man loses his batchelor degree
N woman gets his maters
Wife
Love is life
Life is wife
Wife is a knife
That cuts the life
Kam
Aaj ka kam kal
Kal ka kam parsoon
Parsoon ka kam tarsoon
Coward
Coward do it wit a kisss
Brave do it with a gun
Advice
One should never advice
Wise donot need it
N fool wouldnot take it
3 Pound Less
Do u Know had u been three pounds less u would look out of this world
U know how yes without ur clothes
Love is blind but marriage is areal eye opener
FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya, u r the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL, and wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away... If Doctor is Cute Forget About the Fruit.  | | Senior Member | | Posts: 289 Thanks: 0
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Join Date: Apr 2006 | | | Re: SMS Collections -
18-02-2007, 07:06 PM
SMS har pal karu ta shararat hogi,
har din karu to parishani hogi,
kabhi bhi nahi karu to kanjusi hogi,
par dil se karu to shayad aapko khushi hogi.. Hui Na...?
An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away... If Doctor is Cute Forget About the Fruit. | | Senior Member | | Posts: 289 Thanks: 0
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Join Date: Apr 2006 | | | Re: SMS Collections -
18-02-2007, 07:07 PM
APPLE KATTE HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITE HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi
JUTA KHATE HO WIFE SE
An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away... If Doctor is Cute Forget About the Fruit. | | Senior Member | | Posts: 289 Thanks: 0
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Join Date: Apr 2006 | | | Re: SMS Collections -
18-02-2007, 07:09 PM
HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
Tere bistar par makdee lage..
Tere room mei muchchar phire..
Raat ko light chali jaye..
Puri raat garmi lage..
Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye..
Chal so jaa. Have a....
GOOD NIGHT
An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away... If Doctor is Cute Forget About the Fruit. | | Senior Member | | Posts: 289 Thanks: 0
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Join Date: Apr 2006 | | | Re: SMS Collections -
18-02-2007, 07:10 PM
***SEASON DHAMAKA***
Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE
HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins.
An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away... If Doctor is Cute Forget About the Fruit. | | Senior Member | | Posts: 289 Thanks: 0
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18-02-2007, 07:11 PM
Aaj
Raat
Theek
12
Baje
ke
baad
1 bejega!!
An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away... If Doctor is Cute Forget About the Fruit. | | New Member | | Posts: 16 Thanks: 0
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Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: mero NEPAL | | | Re: SMS Collections -
20-02-2007, 06:09 AM
are ho mardawa,,,bahut badhiya jokeWa bhejle bata ho,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
hamara ke ta bahutae maja aaigaWA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
tanik auro bhejal kariha ho,,,,,,,,,,,,,
tohar marde sami
kuchhu kareke ba!!!!!!!!!! |  | Senior Member | | Posts: 1,380 Thanks: 106
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Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Baneshwor, Kathmandu | | | Re: SMS Collections -
25-02-2007, 08:59 PM
Areee!! idhar to sms ka dher pada huwa hai!!!! Abb to chun chun ke bhejunga. |  | Senior Member | | Posts: 491 Thanks: 20
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Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: KATHMANDU,CHABHIL | | | Re: SMS Collections -
26-02-2007, 03:13 AM
Great collections, will help many of us.
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