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Don’t Copy if you can’t Paste - 15-11-2007, 08:23 PM

At training program for Top Management …


A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd’s
attention, said, “The best years of my Life were spent in the arms of a
woman who wasn’t my Wife!”


The crowd was shocked.


He followed up by saying, “That Woman was my Mother!”


The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well
received.


About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training
decided to use that joke at his house. He tried to rehearse the joke in
his head, as it was a bit foggy to him.


He said loudly, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of
a Woman who was not my Wife!”


Naturally, his wife was shell-shocked.


After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second
half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out “… and I can’t remember
Who She Was !”


As expected, he got thrashing of his lifetime….!!



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