| some nice quotes!!! -
12-02-2006, 05:40 AM
A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available. -Masters and Johnson
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. -Francoise Sagan
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. -Emo Philips
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -Emo Philips
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. -Redd Foxx
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -Chauncey Mitchell Depew
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. -Bob Rubin
Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it. -Roald Dahl
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