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Gajal - 21-11-2006, 01:20 AM

Sukha Dukha , Haso Aansu Jindagi Ko Reet Priya
Kati Ramro Suhauchha ,talkieko Seet Priya

Samaj Le Kura Katchha , Duniya Le Khedo Khancha
Tara Paramatma Ko Arko Nam , Prem Kai Huncha Jeet Priya


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Gajal - 21-11-2006, 01:23 AM

Loktantra Ko Phool Ropyau , Kopila Mai Jharne Ho Ki
Ganatantra Ma Janchha Des ,wa Teti Kai Po Tarne Ho Ki

Sahid Bhaye Daju Bhai Loktantra Ko Nimti Ladhda
Dar Lagchha , Tin Ko Sapana Tini Jastai Marne Ho Ki?

-sajan


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Thumbs up Re: Gajal - 21-11-2006, 01:32 AM

ur gajal is really cool
suman bhai
i liked it very much
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Re: Gajal - 21-11-2006, 01:42 AM

Let su all stay optimistic and hope for the best!!!!
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Re: Gajal - 21-11-2006, 06:13 AM

wa wa ....wa wa.........
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Re: Gajal - 21-11-2006, 07:13 AM

waaaa......kya gajal chha


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Talking mero tarfa bata ni gazal.... - 21-11-2006, 07:32 AM

yesto chha....


Sunsaan Raat thiyo...usko haat ma mero haat thiyo
usko khutta ma mero khutta thiyo...usko jiu ma mero jiu thiyo ..
phata manchhe haru dherai na sochne ..tyo mero motorbike thiyo


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Re: Gajal - 21-11-2006, 09:21 AM

Ghazal 1

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya



Ghazal - 2

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file



Ghazal - 3

Imagine Guru Dutt after working for few months in Software Industry would
make a movie "software kephool" & include this song:

yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?


har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?


jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor
mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem
tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer
yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?


An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away...
If Doctor is Cute Forget About the Fruit.
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Re: Gajal - 22-11-2006, 10:08 PM

Thanks to all.
And Smile you are very good at sayaries . Keep it up.


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Re: Gajal - 22-11-2006, 10:15 PM

SAYARI
1.nadan hai tu, mere pyar ko samaj na sakegi
geet mere hotho ki, kabhi tu ga na sakegi




2.
likha hai aaj hum ne jis ki kahani
pari nahi wo kohi aasamani

aati hai sapano me jo roj hamare
nam bhi batati nahi wo thodi deewani

aise hai aankhen uske ,jaisa lage prem khani
chaad bhi chupe ,uske aanchal ko banake chandai



3.band karu aankhen jab bhi ,dekhu tere tasbir yara
jo tu de de ek ishara tod du sare janjir yara

tere bina jindagi ye duba ek naiya jaisa
tere har tamanna puri karu , banja mere takdir yara

prem kahani me apna nam likhe chalo yara mere
ban jata hoon rajha me , tu ranjha ki heer yara


-sajan


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