A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist and a lawyer.
Each was asked this question during their interview: 'How much is two plus two?'
The mathematician answered immediately, 'Four.'
The economist thought for several minutes and finally answered, 'Four, plus or minus one.'
Finally the lawyer stood up, peered around the room and motioned silently for the committee members to gather close to him. In a hushed, conspiratorial tone, he replied, 'How much do you want it to be?'
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?'
Santa: 'Hidden camera!'
Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?'
Santa: 'That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?'
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.
Santa replies, 'I am coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.'
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25-09-2007, 08:01 AM
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