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Your Attitude Make All Difference - 13-11-2006, 08:53 PM

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”

Next: Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive.


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Re: Your Attitude Make All Difference - 14-11-2006, 06:48 AM

daaamiiiiiiii chalak budho hehehehe
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Re: Your Attitude Make All Difference - 15-11-2006, 04:44 AM

very hilarious.....
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Re: Your Attitude Make All Difference - 21-11-2006, 01:54 AM

nice one!!!
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