Reasons why I wanted to Become a Doctor

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I am sure everyone has a reasons to become a doctor....
Here are few reasons:

1. I hate to sleep
2. I can't live without tension
3. I want to stay in school forever
4. Blood, pus, urine, and stool turn me on..
5. I look pretty in white cloth
6. I have to much money
7. I have no time for friends
8. I think I've enjoyed my life enough.
9. I want to pay for my sins
10. I like to stick my finger up people's Ass.
11. I crave prestige and respect because I'm a narcissistic prick.
12. I want to get to boss people around just because I can
13. I want to hit on hot nurses every day
14. I love touching people

guys feel free to add more...................

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I Am Always Ready For Confrontation (from The Patient Party) !!!