sweet SMS ..Dont Miss it..Read and send it to ur friends ...

[rajeeb]

sweet SMS ..Dont Miss it..Read and send it to ur friends ...

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
-----------------------------------

God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!

------------------------------------

Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail

----------------------------------------

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat

-------------------------------------

You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

---------------------------------------

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

----------------------------------------


The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

-----------------------------------------

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

---------------------------------------------


Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

------------------------------------

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.


-----------------------------

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!

------------------------------
Zindagi mein teen chijien kabhi bhi aasakti hain....


1. Paisa


2. Maut


Aur......????......?

Aur


3. Mera Message.

=======================================
Mausam hai suhana............

Aise main dil bhi deewana....

Aise main tum........

Aise main tum.......

Tum........

Tum.........

Han tum...........

Tum............

- - lux - - soap se do bar nahana
====================================

Jis tarhaa lohay ko loha kat taa hay......

Zehar ko zehar kat taa hay.....

Heeray ko heera kat taa hay..........

Isee tarhaaa aik din tumhayn kutta katay ga
=====================================


Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI

=====================================
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

======================================

Har khushi ko teri taraf mod doon,
tere liye chand taare tod doon.
Khushiyon ke darwaze tere liye khol doon
Itna kafi hai motu
Ya do chaar jhooth aur bol doon

=====================================

[peace]

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

nice one..
The above one I had already listened... but when I read it here again I could not stop laughing...
nice

[CSF]

heheheh nice post i sent many sms to my friend

[rajeeb]

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*

Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*

Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.






*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*

Why does history keep repeating it self?

Because we weren't listening the first time !

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*

An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings

that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*

"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the

violin after the operation?"

"yes of course...."

"Great ! i never could before"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*

Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys

like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*

When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to

free u from darkness and if after you pray and your

still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*

[GUNNER]

nice post.......

[embolus]

Extremely Funny I forwarded many to my friends.

If God answers your prayer,
he is increasing ur faith.
If he delays,
he is increasing ur patience.
If he doesn't answer,
he has sumthing better 4 u.
God Bless u!!


Once an angel came 2 me 2 grant me 2 wishes.
I asked 4 world peace,
she said its difficult n asked me 2 ask sumthing else.
I asked 2 give u brain,
she said she will try 4 world peace itself!


Little faith says, "God can do it".
Big faith says, "God will do it".
But great faith says, "It is done".
For nothing is impossible with God.
God Bless u.



Sweet candies r nice 2 eat.
Sweet words r easy 2 say.
But,
Sweet people r hard 2 find.
Oh my God!
How did u
find
"ME"?!?



I'm missing U
so much
& dying
2 see U,
but......
this.....
this......
this wretched
security guard at the zoo
is not letting me in
without a ticket.


Hands up!
This is a robbery!
Handsome guys move right,
Pretty gals move left.
Ugly ones go to the center!
Hey U!
Yes U!
Don't pretend 2 read sms.
Go to the center.




Can u pronounce well?
Read along -->
woof
roof
loof
shoof
roof
poof
loof
woof

Test Results:
U r a good dog!

Now stop barking!!



Having a Friend
so SWEET,
so CARING,
so TRUE,
so SINCERE
is a TREASURE!
So,
I can't just imagine
How LUCKY ...
U R having Me!!



Look at the ocean & see God's abundance!

Look at the sky & see God's glory!

Look at the moon & see God's wonder!


Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!




One day if u need me,
& there r 100 steps between us,

u take the 1st step 2 get near 2 me,

I'll take all the 99 steps 2 be there with U!

Thanx 4 ur 1st step!!



Government
has introduced
a new rule:
Good looking people
should be
thrown
out of the Country!

You are Safe.........!!

Where should I hide??????





God has gifts 4 U :

A KEY 4 every Problem

A LIGHT 4 every Shadow

A PLAN 4 every 2mrw &

A JOY 4 every Sorrow

Enjoy God's GIFTS 2 day!

Good Morning 2 U!




Angels take care
of good people
on earth.

I asked
one of them
to
'take care'
of
u.

She said,
"ANGELS
DO NOT
TAKE CARE
OF
ANGELS"

So,
"take care"!





Feeling bored?
Think of me.

Feeling sad?
Call me.

Feeling lonely?
See me.

Feeling sleepy?
Dream of me.

Feeling hungry?
Call me first.
DON'T GO ALONE!!



Laugh like
u
hav
never
cried.

Play
like
u
hav
never
lost.

Love
like
u
hav
never
been
hurt.


Another month
another year
another smile
another team
another winter a
summer too.

but
there can never be
another u.


Coz,
God doesn't
make the same
MISTAKE TWICE!



Often
we
stand
at
life's crossroads &
view
what we think
is
"AN END".


But
God
has
a much bigger vision &
He
tells
us,
"Relax my child,
it's only
A BEND!"



When
you
are
counting
all
your
FRIENDS -
the Oldest,
Best &
New,

I
would
like to
stand
by your side, &
whisper
Two little words:

"ME TOO!!"


Good Person?
That's U!

Good Friend?
It's U again!

Good Taste?
That's U!

Good Will?
That's also U!

Good Looking?
Ahh...
Now that's 2 much 4 U?
It would be obvious!


I'm
so
concerned
abt
u
always,
I've
been
thinking
of
telling
u
this,
all
these
days.

but..

Pls
pls
wear
a
helmet
while
u
ride..

As u c
EMPTY THINGS
break easily!!!


Aeroplane
asked
rocket:
Friend how do you fly so fast.

Rocket
Says:
you
will
come
to
know
my friend
if
your
"BACK IS ON FIRE!"
A morning is a
wonderful blessing...
either stormy,
or sunny,
it stands for
hope...
giving us
another start of

what we call...

LIFE.
God Bless U.



Hey,
sorry for
disturbing u
at this time.

I need ur help,
but only if ur not busy,
if u dont mind,
if u can and
if its not hurting u,
pls,
pls
DELETE this message!
Thats all! Sorry again!!!



Life is Chemistry

Dilute ur sorrows
Evaporate ur worries
Filter ur Happiness

Then,
u'll
find

Crystals of Love!



Friendship
is
just
like
WINE,

as it gets older
it gets sweeter...!

Just like u and me...

u are getting older and

I'm getting SWEETER...!!



Don't look at God
and say
"I have a big problem!"

Instead

look at problem
and say

"I have a big God!"



Once,
a Lucky Star
dropped
on earth.
It asked me,
"what did I want,
a million dollar or
a true friend?"
I
need
to
choose
million dollar!

bcoz
I already had u.



If
u
ask
me
"for how long I'll be ur friend?"

My answer will be
I don't know...

Coz
I really don't know
which is longer,

FOREVER or ALWAYS



No matter,
How high the sky is,
How deep ocean is,
How strong wind is,
How wide the river is,

I just wanna tell u...

They're none of ur business.



Every
morning
I
pray
2
God
that,
everybody
should
get
a
friend
LIKE U.

Bcoz...

Why should only I suffer?



"A-B-C-D-
E-F-G-H-I-J-
K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-
R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z"

The
person
who
invented
these
alphabets
made 1 mistake
by
keeping
"I" and "U"
so far.



The beauty of life

does not depend

on

how happy you are,

but on

how happy
others can be

...because of YOU...



Dictionary
is the only place
where
DEATH
comes before LIFE,
SUCCESS
before WORK
and
DIVORCE before MARRIAGE,
but

the best part is

FRIENDSHIP comes before LOVE.



Watch ur thoughts,
they become ur words.

Watch ur words,
they become ur actions.

Watch ur actions,
they become ur habits.

Watch ur habits,
they become ur

CHARACTER!



If God
answers ur prayer,
he is increasing
ur faith.

If he delays,
he is increasing
ur patience.

If he doesn't answer,
he has sumthing better 4 u!

God Bless u!!




Ten Things
I HATE
about you :
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
What can i Say?
I LIKE everything
about you!

You r simply a
GREAT FRIEND!!





I'm
so
concerned
abt
u
always,
I've
been
thinking
of
telling
u
this,
all
these
days.

but..

Pls
pls
wear
a
helmet
while
u
ride..

As u c
EMPTY THINGS
break easily!!!




And

Live
like
there
is
NO
TOMORROW!



already
asked
Santa Claus:
What
I
want
for
this
Christmas,
"A FRIEND for life!"

So,
if
a
fat
man
comes
and
tries
to
pick-u-up,
please co-operate...!!



asked
Santa Claus
a
very very
SPECIAL GIFT
to
me.

He
thought
for a while
and
gave one.

That
special gift
is
the KNOWLEDGE
to
know
about
MYSELF.

It's GREAT!
U too can ask one...!!



9 lessons in LIFE:
Learn 2 CARE,
Learn 2 SMILE,
Learn 2 CRY,
Learn 2 GIVE,
Learn 2 4GIVE,
Learn 2 SHARE,
Learn 2 TRUST,
Learn 2 LUV,

Learn 2 SMS me daily!



When
people
start 2
go away from u...
Nobody
seems 2
come near u...
and
every1
ignores u...
u must sit
and
think that it's time 2

TAKE BATH.

Good Morning!



I
think
everything
between
u
and
me
will
end
very soon.
So
let
me
say
this
now:
Good Luck
in ur life
without me...

sender: year 2003


Her
first letter
is
same like mine.

Her
second also same.

And third also same.

Then
why do u
expect
and
anticipate
more from her?

Is it bcoz
her
fourth letter
(200)4
bigger than me...?
Happy New Year!


Star has 5 ends,
Square has 4 ends,
Triangle has 3 ends,
Line has 2 ends,
But life has only one end.

So
let
us
LIVE
our
LIFE!
God Bless u!!
Happy New Year!!!


Happiness
keeps u
sweet,
Trails
make u
strong,
Sorrows
keep u
human,
Failure
keeps u
humble,
Success
keeps u
glowing
and
God
keeps u
going!
Keep going!!
Happy New Year!!!



No on
can go back
and
make
a new beginning.
But
anyone
can start from now
and
make
a happy ending.

Hope
u'll have
a New Year
that
starts right
and
ends happy.

Good Luck!



Life
means
missing
expected things
and
facing unexpected things.

When u r right,
no one remembers,
but
when u r wrong,
no one forgets.

Don't worry!
I'm here
to
remember ur rights
and
forget ur wrongs.

Go-ahead!
Good Luck!!
Happy New year!!!

Happy moments
- Praise GOD;

Difficult moments
- Seek GOD;

Quiet moments
- Worship GOD;

Painful moments
- Trust GOD;

Every moments
- THANK GOD.
Happy New Year!


Remember:
There'll always
b someone
who'll
remember u
everyday
with or without
sending sms.

That's me!

Good Luck!!

Happy New Year!!!

Sender: Your God



When
God
opened
the windows
of Heaven,
He
saw
me
and
asked,
"What's
your
wish
for
2004?"


I said,
"Lord,
please
take care of
the person
who
is
reading
this
SMS!"


Ur friendship
is
a
blank check
4 me.

It's
an asset
not
a liability!

alwz
a credit,
not a debit!

alwz
a profit,
not a loss!

n,

I
hope
it'll
never
bounce...!


To live a life,
I need heart beat.

To have heart beat,
I need a heart.

To have a heart,
I need happiness.

And

to have happiness,
I need a friend like u.



Morning greetings
doesn't
only mean saying,
"Good Morning!".

It
has
a silent message
saying,
"I
remembered
u
when
I
woke up".

Have a nice day!
Good Morning!!



steps
to attain
success!


1st THINK.


2nd BELIEVE.


3rd DREAM.


4th DARE.
Good Luck!


If
u
r
in tension,
if
nothing
seems
going
right,
if
u
find
no way out,

then
just
think
of
me
once.

Atleast
only
once.

I'll be there
2 help u out!

I'll
do
everything
2
u
2
increase
ur
tension!!
That's all!!!

Please
look
outside.

Surprised...?

Sun
smiling
at
u,

Trees
dancing
4
u,

Birds
singing
4
u,

Bcoz,
last night
I
asked
them
all
to
wish
u
"Good Morning!"


Everything
in
this
world
is
so
fine!

But,
everything
in
this
world
is
not
mine!

But
there
is
one thing
which
is
DIVINE!
&
that
ur
friendship
which
is
mine!

God
is
a circle,

whose
center
is
EVERYWHERE
and

whose
circumference
is
NOWHERE!

[embolus]

Aeroplane
asked
rocket:
Friend how do you fly so fast.

Rocket
Says:
you
will
come
to
know
my friend
if
your
"BACK IS ON FIRE!"



"A-B-C-D-
E-F-G-H-I-J-
K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-
R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z"

The
person
who
invented
these
alphabets
made 1 mistake
by
keeping
"I" and "U"
so far.



The beauty of life

does not depend

on

how happy you are,

but on how happy
others can be

...because of YOU...


Dictionary
is the only place
where
DEATH
comes before LIFE,
SUCCESS
before WORK
and
DIVORCE before MARRIAGE,
but

the best part is

FRIENDSHIP comes before LOVE.



9 lessons in LIFE:
Learn 2 CARE,
Learn 2 SMILE,
Learn 2 CRY,
Learn 2 GIVE,
Learn 2 4GIVE,
Learn 2 SHARE,
Learn 2 TRUST,
Learn 2 LUV,

Learn 2 SMS me daily!


Her
first letter
is
same like mine.

Her
second also same.

And third also same.

Then
why do u
expect
and
anticipate
more from her?

Is it bcoz
her
fourth letter
(200)4
bigger than me...?
Happy New Year!
Star has 5 ends,
Square has 4 ends,
Triangle has 3 ends,
Line has 2 ends,
But life has only one end.

So
let
us
LIVE
our
LIFE!
God Bless u!!
Happy New Year!!!



Happiness
keeps u
sweet,
Trails
make u
strong,
Sorrows
keep u
human,
Failure
keeps u
humble,
Success
keeps u
glowing
and
God
keeps u
going!
Keep going!!
Happy New Year!!!
Remember:
There'll always
b someone
who'll
remember u
everyday
with or without
sending sms.

That's me!

Good Luck!!

Happy New Year!!!

Sender: Your God


When
God
opened
the windows
of Heaven,
He
saw
me
and
asked,
"What's
your
wish
for
2004?"


I said,
"Lord,
please
take care of
the person
who
is
reading
this
SMS!"



Please
look
outside.
Surprised...?
Sun
smiling
at
u
Trees
dancing
4
u
Birds
singing
4
u

Bcoz,
last night
I
asked
them
all
to
wish
u
"Good Morning!"
HNY 2061

If
I
disturb
u,

I'm
sorry!

But
I
need
2
say
that
I ...

I luv ...


I luv
DISTURBING u!!

Introduction
is
possible
anytime.

Love
is
possible
sometime.

Marriage
is
possible
onetime.


But
a
Sweet
friend
like
u
is
possible
once
in
a
lifetime!

[embolus]

Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men will understand them.

Name ten animals from Africa. Nine elephants and a giraffe.

Two's company, three's a crowd but what is four and five? Nine.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.

REMEMBER: if u need a ****, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. **** 4ever, & promise me that we **** till eternity!

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

it goes in dry, it comes out wet,
the stronger its in the stronger it get,
we can have it in bed just u n me,
not what u think



Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike?
Rev.

what r the 3 fastest ways of communication?
a-telephone
b-television
c-tell-a woman


how do you keep a mongole busy? read below.
how do you keep a mongole busy? read above.


mental anxiety,
mental breakdowns,
menstrual cramps,
menopause...
...did you ever notice how all womans problems begin with MEN!

Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man?
Trus2rthy.

If you really wanna get stoned, drink wet cement.

I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.

This msg can only be read by a SEXY person:
...............
Try again......
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Sorry, i guess your just not sexy...
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HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!


I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
A scientist crossed a skunk with an owl. He's got a bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...

GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.


Be yourself,
there are enough other people.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station


why did the blonde climb a glass block?
to see what was on the other side


Hw do U communic@e with a fish?
Drop it a line.

If u think life is bad, imagine being a chicken egg... U only get laid once, u only get smashed once and the only bird who sits on your face is your mum

life's not a garden,
so stop acting like a hoe!


Abracadabra
Nope, ur still ugly!

Y dnt c@s shv?
Coz they prefer whiskers!

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!


6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!

I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU!

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

[Alpine]

nice sms thanks to rajeeb and embolus

[Danfe]

nice sms keep on posting guys