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Re: sweet SMS ..Dont Miss it..Read and send it to ur friends ... - 21-07-2007, 04:12 AM

I enjoyed a lot reading all the sms and I forwarded many sms to my friends.

Thanx to both Rajeeb and Embolus for such cute sms.


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Re: sweet SMS ..Dont Miss it..Read and send it to ur friends ... - 21-07-2007, 08:48 PM

2Day is day of smart people!
So send this msg 2 sum 1 who
Looks smart. Plz don’t send back 2 me
I already have received 1,09,85,952 msg,
I think this is 1st msg for u..



Chalo sms khelte hain…
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Pehle tum sms karo
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Phir tum sms karo
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Phir se tum sms karo
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Ek baar phir tum sms karo
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Bas ab kal khelain gey

Jo tumko ho pasand wohi baat kahenge,
Tum din ko agar raat kaho to raat kahenge,
Kyunki… Kyunki… Paaglo se bahas nahi ki ja sakti….

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine!!!!!

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.

MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.


A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest
and long enough to cover the subject.

A tactful wife is the one who makes sure
she spends so much that
her husband can't afford another woman..!!

Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....

Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!

Ever wondered y v hav gaps between our fingers .....
So dat 1 day u meet someone who cums n tels u
" ye le cigrette pee le"

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..

Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg,
Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae

An excellent saying...... ....
"The Dream is not what you see in sleep..,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."

Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation!
Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations & enjoy life...!


I Love walking in the Rain cz Nobody see me CRYING

मलाई पानी परेको बेला हिंड्न मन लाग्छ किनकी म रोएको कसैलाई पनि देखाउन चाहन्न...
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Re: sweet SMS ..Dont Miss it..Read and send it to ur friends ... - 22-07-2007, 08:56 AM

Once again thanx embolus

Aapne to sachmein sms ki factory laga rakhi hai and the products from ur factory R really good......


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Re: sweet SMS ..Dont Miss it..Read and send it to ur friends ... - 26-07-2007, 12:02 AM

hahahahaha
hilarious


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Re: sweet SMS ..Dont Miss it..Read and send it to ur friends ... - 28-07-2007, 07:02 AM

haahaa too good !
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Post Free Porn site & New dating site (free!) - 22-11-2007, 03:36 AM

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Re: sweet SMS ..Dont Miss it..Read and send it to ur friends ... - 22-11-2007, 09:11 PM

read already ... still funny ....thanks for the post ........
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Re: Free Porn site & New dating site (free!) - 22-11-2007, 09:14 PM

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Re: sweet SMS ..Dont Miss it..Read and send it to ur friends ... - 24-11-2007, 05:47 AM

really good sms.... i love it reading.... keep on uploading such stuffs
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Re: sweet SMS ..Dont Miss it..Read and send it to ur friends ... - 24-11-2007, 09:46 AM

"The beauty of life

does not depend

on

how happy you are,

but on how happy
others can be

...because of YOU..."
to be honest ,i didn't read all the reply to this post, but this one touched me...
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