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scratch your brain***** - 25-01-2006, 04:05 AM

1)Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi
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Because, Tendulkar is an opener.


2)Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

3)What will! u call a person who is leaving India??

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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

4)Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam
Kya tha................................... .
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Answer: adidas

5)Luv and Kush were going to a village & in between
comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!

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OK lot's of head scratching done.
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Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...

7) Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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Answer: D'Cold
"chain ki saans - D'cold"




8)Ek
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Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol
chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??

arey yeh to batao .
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha,
ha..kitna asan tha ....kya yaar...tum bi na


9)Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe .....
kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata
hai why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

aur chhaiye kya?
....ab bas hai jaa ke kaam karlo........


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25-01-2006, 04:16 AM
funny ones ............

Dr. R. K. Sah

Queen Mary, University Of London
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26-01-2006, 06:48 AM
very funny amieet

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26-01-2006, 10:32 AM
nice dude.....
have some more then plez ...

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26-01-2006, 10:46 AM
funny one.
yah dil mangey more...aha!!!!



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