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Examiner & Candidate - 02-08-2007, 12:32 AM

Examiner & Candidate


(1)
Examiner : Do you have a boyfriend?
Candidates : There are.
Examiner : He locally?
Candidates : No, he is in the field.
Examiner : Sorry, I can not use you.
Candidates : Why?
Examiner : Do you not feel at ease in the long-term work, in addition to the company does not do so because you want long-distance telephone charges substantially increased.


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(2)
examiners : You have a girlfriend?
Candidates : no.
Examiner : You overtook girls?
Candidates : overtook, but did not catch up with.
Examiner : You work for an irresponsible girls?
Candidates : first effort, for the time being not consider personal problems.
Examiner : Sorry, this is not in use you.
Candidates : Why?
Examiner : You poor public relations capacity. Moreover, the lack of self-confidence.

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(3)
tests : You have a girlfriend?
Candidates : There are.
Examiner : she beautiful?
Candidates : not pretty.
Examiner : Sorry, we can not use you.
Candidates : Not pretty girlfriend will affect your company's image?
Examiner : not entirely answer. However, the company is operating art, the aesthetic delight you did not seem to fit the company's business needs.

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(4)
the situation is : Do you have a girlfriend?

Candidates : There are.
Examiner : she beautiful?
Candidates : very pretty.
Examiner : She is your first love?
Candidates : Yes.
Examiner : Sorry, we can not use you. Because you lack the gumption constant pursuit.


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(5)
the situation is : Do you have a girlfriend?

Candidates : There are.
Examiner : She is your first love?
Candidates : No, the past has also spoken several.
Examiner : Sorry, we can not use you. Because you will soon switch to the.

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(6)
the situation is : Do you have a boyfriend?

Candidates : There are.
Examiner : He is very rich?
Candidates : It is not.
Examiner : Sorry, we can not use you. Because of your work and to deal with money, I am afraid you can not withstand the temptation.


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(7)
the situation is : Do you have a boyfriend?

Candidates : There are.
Examiner : He is very rich?
Candidates : Yes, he had a his own company.
Examiner : Sorry, your boyfriend of the companies are not you, we can not even use you.
Candidates : But, the company did not fit my posts ah.
Examiner : Well, you learn what is the professional?
Candidates : Clerk.
Examiner : Sorry, we can not use you. Beautiful girl will affect our managers work.
Candidates : But, I do not pretty it?
Examiner : There's even more strained. If you do not look beautiful, the manager you are interested


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YOU CAN TAKE A NEPALI OUT OF NEPAL,BUT CANNOT TAKE NEPAL OUT OF A NEPALI

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