=20, =20

[Pal]

WOMEN'S REVENGE=20
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to=20
purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for
a=20
television set in her purse.=20
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.=20
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I=20
figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."=20

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN=20
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)=20
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you
can=20
take boiling hot wax pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by
the=20
root, and still be afraid of a spider.=20

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS=20
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
sales=20
girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he
is=20
looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the
correct=20
aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and
a=20
ball of string on the counter.=20
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for=20
your wife? He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
wife=20
to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a
tin=20
of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much
cheaper=20

So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she.=20
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)=20

WIFE VS. HUSBAND=20
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An=20
earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to=20
concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
pigs=20
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife=20
replied, "in-laws."=20

WORDS=20
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day..=20
30,000 to a man's 15,000.=20
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything=20
to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"=20

CREATION=20
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and=20
so beautiful all at the same time.=20
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so
you=20
would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!=20

WHO DOES WHAT=20
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee=20
each morning.=20
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we
don't=20
have to wait as long to get our coffee."=20
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you
should=20
do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."=20
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that=20
the man should do the coffee."=20
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."=20
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at
the=20
top of several pages, that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"=20

THE SILENT TREATMENT=20
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each=20
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day, he=20
would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business

flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he

wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where
he=20
knew she would find it.=20
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
he=20
had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife

hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.=20
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."=20
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.=20

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.=20

[sashank]

nice

keep it up