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| | Fun Center Share hillarious jokes, moments... | | Member | | Posts: 38 Thanks: 0
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27-01-2006, 11:16 PM
A house maid works in a doctor house one day she saw used condom under the bed she was focusing everytime then doctors wife has ask what r u looking dont u have sex in village .....the maid said we do the sex but not till the skin fallls out ........... |  | xenoMED Advisor | | Posts: 670 Thanks: 0
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30-01-2006, 01:42 AM
GABBAR AND SAMBHA
Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par mera dimag to na khao.
Dr. R. K. Sah Queen Mary, University Of London | | xenoMED Advisor | | Posts: 670 Thanks: 0
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03-02-2006, 10:08 AM
Uski nazr meri tarf thi,
Meri nazr uski tarf thi,
Vo mujse kuch kehna chahti thi,
Mein us se kuch puchna chahta tha,
Dono ise uljan mein bethe rahe aur exam over ho gaya
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E dost teri dosti k liye
Duniya chod denge
Teri traf aye tufan ko mod denge,
Lekin tune jo sath choda
Kasam se teri haddiyan tod denge!!
Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
Jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
Jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai Apun ka SMS!!!
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Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi
Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi
Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa
Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasa rakhi thi
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Dr. R. K. Sah Queen Mary, University Of London | | Senior Member | | Posts: 142 Thanks: 0
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03-02-2006, 11:30 AM
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Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par mera dimag to na khao.
| the same here | | xenoMED Advisor | | Posts: 670 Thanks: 0
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09-02-2006, 02:40 AM
Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
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Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu : Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
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Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"
Dr. R. K. Sah Queen Mary, University Of London |  | Senior Member | | Posts: 299 Thanks: 0
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11-03-2007, 08:11 PM
too funny
can't stop laughing...really |  | New Member | | Posts: 4 Thanks: 1
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30-12-2007, 06:39 AM
Hajaar bar aayenge tere der per sanam, ,.............. hajar bar aayenge tere der per sanam ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,KNOCK karenge aur bhag jaayenge,,,,,  |  | Senior Member | | Posts: 152 Thanks: 54
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07-05-2008, 04:56 AM
sardaji is very funny |  | Member | | Posts: 65 Thanks: 48
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31-05-2008, 06:42 AM
reall y funny | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
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