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Munnabhai with circuit - 16-07-2007, 09:10 PM

Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat

Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here

Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar - Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother's brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani {kajhur yaane date**
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose..
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Re: Munnabhai with circuit - 17-07-2007, 08:36 AM

Ekdum jhakaas hai maamu!!!

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Re: Munnabhai with circuit - 18-07-2007, 07:01 AM

are bidu bahut mast hai.....

appun ko aur bhi mangta kya??


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