When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and
are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.
Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their
last sins before they are made holy.
"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
"Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of
one with the tip of my finger."
"OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on
into heaven."
The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I,
you know, sort of massaged one a bit."
"OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on
into heaven."
Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is
trying to cut in front.
"Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.
"Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her
position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want
to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it."
Confession of nuns -
18-01-2006, 10:39 AM
very funny.....!!!! -
18-01-2006, 11:14 AM
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