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sardar jokes - 15-06-2007, 06:25 AM
1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta. hai"

Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."



2. Four hightech sardar inventions:

---Waterproof towel

---Solar powered torch

---Book on how to read

---Pedal powered wheel chair.



3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what ---To avoid side effect!!!



4. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho
ko pani dal. Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai" sardar : abe budhu chatri
pakdke dal na".

5. Man:sardarji where were u born?

sardarji: punjab.

man: which part.

Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".


6. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke

---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe

haath.


7. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha

"akal badhi ya bhais "

Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".



8. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an

entrance exam.

9. Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a

swimming pool.

Banta: give him a glass of water.


10. Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.

Banta: really what is he studying?

santa: he is not studying they r studying him.

To live long, live slowly.
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Re: sardar jokes - 15-06-2007, 06:27 AM
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SARDAR wants to fly Lahore.
He entered into flight & sit window side, but it not his seat actually his seat in middle row
The actual owner of the seat came and requested for his seat.
SARDAR said: No way
The owner called airhostess
Airhostess requested......
No I will not, by Sardar
The big issue is in aircraft....
SARDAR never mind he want to sit in windows side only
At last but least, the issue went to pilot...
Flight already late...
SARDAR the same thing, No Way!!!
The PILOT understand he is a SARDAR
Then he decided.........! And Pilot said to SARDAR's hear, something...
THEN!!! SARDAR runaway from that seat & sit in his Middle row seat,
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Pilot said that only Middle row goes to LAHORE Other seat to Karachi!!!!!!!!

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Re: sardar jokes - 16-06-2007, 04:59 AM
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Re: sardar jokes - 03-07-2007, 10:42 AM
hahaha !! Sardarji rocks !!!!!


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