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If IT professionals make films - 13-01-2006, 11:07 PM
If IT PROFESSIONALS START MAKING FILMS :- Some Film
titles may be like these :

Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
Aao Chat Kare
Programmer No.1
Mera Naam Developer
Java Wale *** Le Jayenge
Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
Do Processor, Baarah Terminal
Tera Code Chal Gaya
Har Din Jo Mail Karega
Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai
Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..!
Client Ek Numbari, Programmer Dus Numbari
Login Karo Sajana
Naukar PC Ka
Y2K -- A Bug Story
Kaho Na Virus Hai
Crash Se Crash tak
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Talking very funny.............. - 13-01-2006, 11:14 PM
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13-01-2006, 11:42 PM
Haha ..nice One ..

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that sure bollyhood will do
very soon we'll hear those film title ....hehehehe
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14-01-2006, 07:21 AM
and if a physicist becomes a singer then

everytime you pass by me, my souls gain to you
if i could, i would measure the EM(electromagnetic) field around it to show how much i love you
i would cut the EM field of others who approaches to you
i would project a high energy photon into your atom
and with comptom effect you disperese the electron around your nucleus
so that you would be a cation,
and i being the anion shall come and fuse with you forever
we shall celebrate by emitting alpha beta and gamma rays everwhere around
we shall disperse different spectrum of energy lines
bla bla bal bla...........

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haha.. nice one.

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Talking 15-01-2006, 08:02 AM
equation ur song is nice too



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