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Wink How guys select the girl they want to marry..... - 13-01-2006, 09:25 PM

How guys select the girl they want to marry.....

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of
$5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new
outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that
she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so
much.


The man is impressed.


The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much


Again, the man is impressed.


The thirdnvests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.



The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money.


Guess which lady he chose to marry?
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*He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!



*Men are Men,!!!.




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13-01-2006, 09:32 PM

dhari darma kya sachoo kura ..... kasaam timi kyaa genius yaaar medic
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13-01-2006, 11:50 PM

ho yar ho...maile pani beautiful nai rojthe yar...Wife bhanya beautiful nai chahinchha......Aru bhanya testai ho..Wife beautiful bhayena bhane life successful hudaina yar.....harek din bihana usaiko anuhar pahila dekhnu parchha....ramro anuhar dekhera din suru garnu paryo ni..ki kaso?..Feri Aina ma herum bhane aafno pani anuhar ko haalat uhi ho....
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14-01-2006, 01:31 AM

What about having all of them .....

GHARWALI, BAHARWALI AND OFFICEWALI...


Dr. R. K. Sah

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Thumbs up 14-01-2006, 03:07 AM

Quote:
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*Men are Men,!!!
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Talking 14-01-2006, 03:13 AM

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What about having all of them .....

GHARWALI, BAHARWALI AND OFFICEWALI...
these days 3 !!!

how u handle

may god help rajeeb
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15-01-2006, 03:39 AM

haaree bhagwaan.. kta haru hai.. aattii nahune haru k..


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29-01-2006, 02:02 AM

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What about having all of them .....

GHARWALI, BAHARWALI AND OFFICEWALI...

men very manly men!!


Living, really living, is an exciting, chancy business.
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29-01-2006, 02:42 AM

nice one hmmmmmmmmmmm


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