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you make me feel brand new-from the vault -
05-06-2007, 06:53 AM
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed
ball right in the
crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon
as he could
manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How
bad is it doc?
I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée
is
still a virgin - in every way." The doctor told
him, "I'll have to
put
your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it
straight. It
should be okay next week."He took four tongue
depressors and formed
a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together . . . an
impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries
her, and goes on
their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she
rips open her
blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said,
"You're the first;
no one has EVER touched these."
He immediately drops his pants and replies,
Look at this . . .......It's still in the CRATE
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