2 jokes on sardarji

[luaa]

80,000 Sardarji's meet for the "Sardarjis Are Not Stupid Convention."
Santa Singh, the emcee says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Sardarjis are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
One Sardarji steps up. Santa Singh asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds, he says, "Eighteen."
Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 sardarjis start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
Santa Singh says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give him another chance"
So he says, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds, the sardarji eventually says, "Ninety?"
Santa Singh sighs, everyone is crest fallen and the sardarji starts crying. 80,000 sardarjis start yelling, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
Santa Singh, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?"
The sardarji closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four."
Around the stadium 80,000 sardarjis start yelling "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"


One very young & handsome sardar was tavelling by train with two-three
small kids in his tow. Opposite to him was a pretty girl sitting who was
feeling a bit uneasy on seeing the young sardar with a couple of kids & no
wife.
After some time she could not resist & asked the sardar fellow as to when
did he get married & where ios his wife. Sardar was taken aback & said,
What, me married ? Oh No. I'm only 21 & just finished my college.
Then who are these kids, the girl enquired.
Oh These, actually I'm a Condom sales man & these are customer complaints.


luaa

[kniraz]

nice jokes......
hahaha

[dr.genius]

very funny .....good joke....give him another chance

[Srijan]

nice ones!! keep it up!

[mralone]

nice one.....ha ha ha