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Food for Lion - 02-11-2006, 06:22 PM

In the zoo of Jawalakhel, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1kg of meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered when one day a USA Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to USA Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.

The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas.

The lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from Nepal.

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle ..but .. you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!! '

Moral of the Story.... Better to be a Lion in Nepal than a Monkey elsewhere.


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Re: Food for Lion - 09-11-2006, 08:00 AM

nice joke with a moral in it..


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