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Can You Beat This Logic? - 29-10-2006, 07:02 PM
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the Custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:

"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"

Don't laugh, but the man won!

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Re: Can You Beat This Logic? - 31-10-2006, 07:44 AM
So funny.... Lastai chitta bujyo.

remember that silence is sometimes the best answer
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Re: Can You Beat This Logic? - 01-11-2006, 04:34 PM
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" when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"


well said.
GREAT.

YOU CAN TAKE A NEPALI OUT OF NEPAL,BUT CANNOT TAKE NEPAL OUT OF A NEPALI
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Re: Can You Beat This Logic? - 03-11-2006, 12:39 AM
ha ha nice joke raj..
yo chahi akdamai chitta BUGHYO LAU..!

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Re: Can You Beat This Logic? - 03-11-2006, 12:53 AM
Once again MEN trying to be superior. Bad Joke anyway

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Re: Can You Beat This Logic? - 03-11-2006, 07:08 AM
great bhanda daami logic....but not a joke ,serious thing isnt it?

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Re: Can You Beat This Logic? - 03-11-2006, 12:35 PM
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Once again MEN trying to be superior. Bad Joke anyway
Hey aneeta, its just a joke. Please don't take it otherway. No hard feelings. We all know that girls and guys play an equally important role in the society.

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Re: Can You Beat This Logic? - 05-11-2006, 05:40 AM
oe raaz u don't have any objections now man, i suppose . hahaha

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Re: Can You Beat This Logic? - 06-11-2006, 05:24 AM
yepp aneeta...it's not a bad joke girl... and after all it's just a joke..
everyone knows that taking out pepsi from vending machine and giving childbirth isnt the same thing... we girls know better girl..so dont sweat on it...just laugh it up...n be cool...coz now women also can beat up the guys in every field...time's changing girl....


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LOL....nice joke
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