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The NEPALI intoduction - 22-12-2005, 08:42 AM

The NEPALI intoduction

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

B. 2 French men and 1 French woman

C. 2 German men and 1 German woman

D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman

F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman

G. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

H. 2 American men and 1 American woman

I. 2 Nepalese men and 1 Nepalese woman


One month later, on various parts of the island, the
following was observed:


A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.

E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

G. The two Irish men began by dividing up their part of the island into Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember the Irish woman because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey; but at least the English are not getting any.

H. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is bit**ng about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.

What happened to the Nepalese ??????










Think...





The 2 Nepalese men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Nepalese woman!!!


Dr. R. K. Sah

Queen Mary, University Of London

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22-12-2005, 08:54 AM

Ke ho Guru....America tira gaye pachhi pani yahi introduction banki chha ki kya ho?....Laaz mannu bhayena....
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23-12-2005, 05:08 AM

laaz mannu pardai na yaaaaar.
do it for nepales guysssssss


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23-12-2005, 08:13 AM

well very funny and maybe true for nepali guys............i mean the shy ones....


A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
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Talking very funny.....!!!! - 23-12-2005, 08:27 AM

nice one




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23-12-2005, 08:42 AM

great satire!!!


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26-12-2005, 05:21 AM

and when they meet... lets be frens first???? as the story goes on they pick up fight with each other, both of them leaves the poor lady to cry alone.....
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26-12-2005, 08:17 PM

after the introduction, all 3 become friends and then both guys falls in love with the girl.. but unable to express their feelings...

hey guys.. how about making a story over here.. just go on adding ur own lines after each post.. and lets see how a nepali story becomes...watcha' all say??


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27-12-2005, 05:07 AM

darpan chaya ? the girl has blood cancer. ok let think one of them is a doctor
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27-12-2005, 06:38 AM

what yaar k gareko timi ????///
ohhhhhh no ??/
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