Things To Do If You Are Bored
- Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.
- Boil ice cream.
- Build a pyramid.
- Bury your father's Nissan.
- Call strangers and ask for advice?
- Call strangers and give advice.
- Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.
- Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
- Change your name...daily.
- Climb a sidewalk.
- Collect dust.
- Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
- Count ants.
- Dial 911...breath heavily.
- Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
- Drive the speed limit...in your garage.
- Give your cat a mohawk.
- Go for a walk...in the attic.
- Have your car painted plaid.
- Join Hell's Angels by mail.
- Learn to type...with your toes.
- Mow your carpet.
- Paint your home...day-glo orange.
- Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
- Pinstripe your driveway.
- Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
- Rearrange all the produce at the salad bar.
- Rearrange political campaign signs.
- Subscribe other people to magazines.
- Take your sofa for a walk.
- Talk to homeless people.
- Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
- Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you and tell them what a good job they are doing...on April 1st.
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