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Talking ...lessons of life...courtesy of the vault - 03-05-2007, 02:53 AM

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.


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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.


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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?


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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?


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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.


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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.


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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.


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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.


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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.


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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.


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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep


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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning


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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk


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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours


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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.


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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.



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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.


On my desk, I have a work station....

what more can I say........


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Re: ...lessons of life...courtesy of the vault - 06-05-2007, 08:55 AM

haha...
nice collection...
thanks for sharing


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Re: ...lessons of life...courtesy of the vault - 09-05-2007, 12:33 PM

cool man.....nice logics & lessons too


YOU CAN TAKE A NEPALI OUT OF NEPAL,BUT CANNOT TAKE NEPAL OUT OF A NEPALI
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Re: ...lessons of life...courtesy of the vault - 10-05-2007, 11:11 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA,great stuff
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Re: ...lessons of life...courtesy of the vault - 10-05-2007, 11:12 PM

Got any more? keep it coming
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Re: ...lessons of life...courtesy of the vault - 11-05-2007, 02:36 AM

nice ones..................


better heart 4 better nepal
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