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Talking weird happenings from the vault..... - 24-04-2007, 04:37 AM

Mysterious happenings at Somerset Hospital
There was a case in Somerset Hospital's ICU, where patients always died in the same bed, every Sunday morning at 11am - regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that particular bed was the work of the Devil...as to why the deaths at 11am on Sunday mornings?

A world-wide team of experts were constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11, all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off any evil spirits...Just then the clock struck 11 and...

..........In walked Sipho (the part-time Sunday cleaner). He entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner!





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Re: weird happenings from the vault..... - 29-04-2007, 11:50 PM

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