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James Bond style - 26-08-2006, 12:25 AM
Whenever James Bond meets someone he introduces himself saying:-

My name is BOND!!!! (smiles ).....JAMES BOND...!!!!

His style is absolutely killing.....but when he meets one of the Telugu guy...... the scene is somewhat different:--

Telugu Guy: Hello, May I know your name please?

James Bond: My name is Bond

Continuing in his inimitable style, .....James Bond.

Then Bond asks: And you?


Telugu Guy: My name is Reddy...

Siva Reddy...

Samba Siva Reddy...

Venkata Samba Siva Reddy...

Srinivasa Venkata Samba Siva Reddy...

Yarlagadda Srinivasa Venkata Samba Siva Reddy...

Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Srinivasa Venkata Samba Siva Reddy...

Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Srinivasa Venkata Samba Siva Reddy...

Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Srinivasa Venkata Samba Siva Reddy...


James Bond fades......

Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says James Bond

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Re: James Bond style - 27-08-2006, 09:48 AM
oh good.

i wonder how you come to know telegu people very well????????

i guess you studied in vijayawada.
isn't it????

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Re: James Bond style - 31-08-2006, 03:35 AM
hahahahaha
nice one!!!

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Re: James Bond style - 28-10-2006, 01:09 PM
hahaha angadeey pangadeyyyyy..we got too man this year in our uni...

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