Laughter:The Best Medicine

[tHEhEALER]

A FEEL OF RUBBER & PLASTIC
A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers.

The lawyer watches the drunk for a while till he finally gets curious enough to ask what it is.

"Well," said the drunk, "it looks like plastic and feels like rubber."

"Let me have it," said the lawyer. Taking it, he began to roll it between his thumb and forefinger, examining it closely.

"Yes," he finally said, "it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"

"From my nose," the drunk replied.

[tHEhEALER]

THE HEAVEN'S DILEMMA
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his
dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong
place."So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.Pretty
soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and
starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got
air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is
a pretty popular guy.One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and
says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"Satan replies,
"Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush
toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going
to come up with next."God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there send him up
here."Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm
keeping him."God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."Satan laughs
uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to
get a lawyer?"

[kniraz]

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thanks for sharing...

[SPRimal]

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