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Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in Punjab Government. To keep up with his
status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates.
One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa
Singh noticed him and shouted,
'Why are you outstanding! Please income.'
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Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence."They should noy put up such misleading notices, "said Banta Singh." It said ,
FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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Once Santa Singh called Banta Singh for a hearty lunch. Banta Singh arrived
promptly on time and was surprised to see the door locked. Then he saw a note which said,'' Kaise ullu banaya!''
Banta Singh was terribly furious, therefore thinking himself to be smart stuck a note saying,
'' Main to aya hi nahein''
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Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money in racing. Says Banta, "How do we identify which horse is mine and which one is yours?" Santa Singh replies, "I will cut the tail of my horse and so the horse without a tail will be mine and the one with a tail will be yours." So they cut the tail of the horse. But in the night their naughty kids cut the tail of the other horse too. And the next day Banta Singh is worried and says, "I will cut one of the ears of my horse so the horse with one ear will be mine and the other one will be yours." The next night the kids cut the other horses ears too. And so it goes on until the horses lost their ears, eyes, had broken noses etc. And in the end both horses were left only with bare legs and were just barely living. Both Santa and Banta were frustrated. At last Banta says,
"BAHUT HO GAYA. SAFED WALA GHORA MERA, KALA WALA TERA
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This guy was driving in a car with Santa Singh. He told him to stick his head out the window and see if the blinker worked. Santa stuck her head out and said,
Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..
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Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in hospital after he lost his arm in an accident. Banta was visiting him in the hospital.
Banta: "It was really bad that you lost your hand. However thank Wahe Guru that it was your left hand, since you are right handed."
Santa: "It is
also because of my quick and intelligent thinking. Actually it was the right hand which was going to be caught in the machine.
Then I realised that I am right handed and so switched hands just in time!
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Santa Singh wanted to lose weight desperately and so he consulted a doctor. The doctor told him that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilos.
Santa followed the doctors advice and at the end of 300 days, he called the
doctor to report that he had actually lost the weight, but had a problem. Whats the problem, asked the doctor?
I am 2400 kilometers away from home
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Santa and Banta rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they had a huge haul of 30 fishes.
Santa said to Banta, "Theres lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can
come here tomorrow."
The next day when they were driving to rent the boat, Santa asked Banta, "Did
you mark that spot?" Banta replied, "Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the
boat!"
Santa said,
"You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!?!?"
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Santa Singh accidentally locked his keys inside his car. He called a mechanic - Banta Singh
who arrived and said, "Give me ten minutes and Ill have everything worked out."
Santa went back inside his house and came back after a few minutes. He found
Banta working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As Santa watched from
the passengers side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it
was open. "Hey," Santa announced to the mechanic, "Its open!"
"I know," answered Banta.
"I already opened that side."
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ki kaso?????
some more jokes -
11-04-2007, 06:21 AM
keep it up
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