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Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM - 09-12-2005, 11:07 AM

Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM


Boys:

1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser

2- Insert card

3- Dial code and desired amount

4-Take the cash and the card

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Girls:

1-Drive to the bank

2-Check make-up in the mirror

3- Apply perfume

4- Manually check haircut

5- Park car - failure

6- Park car - failure

7- Park car - success

8- Search for the card in the handbag

9- Insert card, rejected by the machine

10- Throw phone card back in handbag

11- look for bank card

12- Insert card

13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag

14- Enter code

15-Study instructions for 2 minutes

16- #Cancel#

17- Re-enter code

18- #Cancel#

19- Call husband to get correct code

20- Enter desired amount

21- #Error#

22- Enter bigger amount

23- #Error#

24- Enter maximum amount

25- Cross fingers

26- Take cash

27- Go back to the car

28- Check make-up in rear mirror

29- Look for keys in handbag

30- Start car

31- Drive 50 meters

32- STOP

33- Drive back to bank machine

34- Go out of the car

35- Take card back from machine

36- Go back to the car

37- Throw card on passenger seat

38- Check make-up in rear mirror

39- Manually check haircut

40- Go into roundabout - wrong way

41- BREAK

42- Go into roundabout - right way

43- Drive 5 kilometers

44- Remove hand break

45-Job Done

Girls no offence meant......


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09-12-2005, 01:00 PM

ha haaaa haaaaaaaaa it was real thing so dont get engage with girl only with women ok ............
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09-12-2005, 06:15 PM

haha....nice one
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Talking really nice!!!! - 09-12-2005, 09:30 PM

funny but 100% rite for most of case.........

keep em comin...........




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11-12-2005, 12:17 AM

oohhhhh u guys are so mean...... and all those stuffs are not true........


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11-12-2005, 06:09 AM

huh!!! .....................so mean
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11-12-2005, 03:10 PM

funny one...thanx for it hahaha


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12-12-2005, 09:45 AM

BE COOL PICKLE AND JUANA.....ITS JUST FOR FUN ...





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12-12-2005, 10:38 AM

well...the post is cool...but wats told about gal is absolutely not correct...loll..


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12-12-2005, 10:33 PM

tats funny abt gurls...........


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